Twits of Fate

“If you smile when you’re alone, then you really mean it.”

 - Andy Rooney

“Maybe.  Or you could be evil and devising a plan to conquer the world.”

- Arthur Unknows (Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

Jobs & Congress

“The successful people are the ones who can think up stuff for the rest of the world to keep busy at.”

- Don Marquis

“Can you image a man by the last name Jobs did this the best in the last 30 years.”

- Arthur Unknows (Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

GIGO - GOVT

“They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer.  If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.”

- Milton Berle

“Garbage in, garbage out – kind of like Govt in your life, Govt outs your life.”

- Arthur Unknows  (Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

Short Gall

“The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running.”

- Author Unknown

“Hey putz… don’t give up.”

- Arthur Unknows (Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)