"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt."
- Herbert Hoover

"Blessed are the old, for they think Medicare and Medicaid will be around in their time."
- Arthur Unknows

"By the time you get your shoulder to the wheel, your nose to the grindstone, and your ear to the ground, it's usually time for lunch."
- Author Unknown

"By the time you get your shoulder to the wheel, your nose to the grindstone, and your ear to the ground, it's usually time for lunch hospice."
- Arthur Unknows

"You are confined by your own system of oppression."
- Toni Morrison

"Toni Morrison was hit and struck by a Van... No Life Insurance."
- Arthur Unknows
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"Never pick a quarrel, even when it's ripe."
- Author Unknown

"Never punch a squirrel, especially when it's dead."
- Arthur Unknows

"Let's remind ourselves that last year's fresh idea is today's cliche'."
- Austen Briggs

"Apostrophes' Catastrophe."
- Arthur Unknows

"Closed on Sundays...see me tomorrow morning.  The early birds get the worms words."
- Arthur Unknows

"There is very little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference.  The little difference is attitude.  The big difference is whether it is positive or negative."

- W. Clement Stone

"You know his name is funnier when you remove the "L".
- Arthur Unknows

"Leisure is the time for doing something useful."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Leisure Coffee is the time for doing something useful stimulating."
- Arthur Unknows

"Mistakes are the portals of discovery."
- James Joyce

"Some of my biggest mistakes I discovered in the Port-o-potty."
- Arthur Unknows

"If you have knowledge, let others light their candles in it."
-Margaret Fuller

"What a long winded way to say 'Share'"
-Arthur Unknows