Books --> Radio --> TV --> Internet

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”

- Marcus Tullius Cicero

“Man - you would have loved the internet.”

- Arthur Unknows  

(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

More Water Please

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”

- Dr. Seuss

“I heard that Dr. Seuss had constipation problems, hence the origination of such a gleeful statement.”

- Arthur Unknows  

(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

Merry Christmas

"Merry Christmas."
- Arthur Unknows
(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

Football Parrot-y

“A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.”

- Lou Holtz

“I beg to differ… A bird in nature with such a nice song is clearly looking for some tail-feathers to ruffle.”

- Arthur Unknows  

(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

"Closed on Sundays...see me tomorrow morning.  The early birds gets the worms words."
- Arthur Unknows
(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

Deliberately Obtuse

“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.”

- Helen Keller

“Yep – you see what’s wrong with this one too - right?  I would have typed it in Braille, however our technology hasn’t been utilized to morph our monitor screens - you dig?”

- Arthur Unknows  

(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

Sputter, Sputter - Blah

“Thoughts are energy, and you can make your world or break your world by your thinking.”

- Susan L Taylor

“Long way of saying – I am the master of myself.”

- Arthur Unknows  

(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

Ambiguous Ranting

“If you want something to happen, make a space for it.  …Practically all goals tarnish with time if not renewed.”

- David Campbell

“I created a space for my goal I did not set - therefore noooooooooo tarnishing.”

- Arthur Unknows  

(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

Nuclear Peanuts

“You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.”

- Jimmy Carter

“When you have to do something - its’ ease - is in the belief you have to do it.”

- Arthur Unknows 

 (Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

Service --> Thinking --> Rambling

“A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it makes solving any problem a more pleasant experience.”

- Grant Fairley

“Hello, meet Grant Fairley – your local customer service rep.”

- Arthur Unknows  

(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

Pious Poise

 “The profit of great ideas comes when you turn them into reality.”

- Michael Harrington

  

“Profit – the motivator of ideas – ideas that are then deemed good or bad eventually.”

- Arthur Unknows

(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

"Closed on Sundays...see me tomorrow morning.  The early birds gets the worms words."
- Arthur Unknows
(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

Bee Ess

“Ambition is the path to success.  Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in.”
- Bill Bradley

“Words are the conduits to communication.  Talking is the spewing of your, ahem… thoughts.”

- Arthur Unknows 

  (Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer)

"Closed on Sundays...see me tomorrow morning.  The early birds gets the worms words."
- Arthur Unknows

Duh Vinci

“The common sense is that which judges the things given to it by other senses.”

- Leonardo Da Vinci

“No Leonardo Duh Vinci… that would be familiar sense, not common.  Leave the word verbiage to the master probator seeking pardon from grammar.”

- Arthur Unknows

Accept-Not

“Look well into thyself; there is a source which will always spring up if thou wilt always search there.”

- Marcus Aurelius

“My sub-conscious will not ‘Accept’ that.”  (Thoughts of Chuckie)

- Arthur Unknows

Epic-Name

“He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.”

- Epictetus

“What’s in a name?... Let’s have a look.  Epic-tetus… tetus is a version of titus, which is defined as ‘a male given name.’  So ‘Epic-male given name’ is what Epictetus means. Huh”

- Arthur Unknows

Lecter's Lecture

“The best gifts are tied with heartstrings.”

- Author Unknown

“Says Hannibal Lecter!.”

- Arthur Unknows

Interpretation Relation

“What we learn about another person will always result in a greater reward than what we tell him about ourselves.”

- Author Unknown

“Interpretation is reality and self promotion a winded commercial.”

- Arthur Unknows

Pierre's Cares

“Learn your craft one step at a time.  Dedicate yourself to the details of your enterprise, and the rest will take care of itself.”

- Jean-Pierre Garnier

“Craft… Dedicate… Enterprise… Care.  Business Magnate / Rx Drug Dealer.”

- Arthur Unknows

"Closed on Sundays...see me tomorrow morning.  The early birds gets the worms words."
- Arthur Unknows

Rough Plough

“The more a plough is used, the brighter it becomes.”

- Slovenian Proverb

“Imagination with a Sloven Pervert.”

- Arthur Unknows