Friday, November 30, 2012

Eating Used Food



“Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow.  The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.”
- Author Unknown


“Voting is like eating food, and the outcome resembles used food.  The used food is what we think of politicians; the eating food is the only enjoyment.”
- Arthur Unknows

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Injun-Hyphen



“We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.”
- Native American Proverb
  

“Hyphen!  Its needs more hyphen… following the modern Hyphenated-American’s unnecessary, extracurricular, homage to self-classification; I present the following.  Native-American Proverb, you see, the hyphen gives it oomph!”
- Arthur Unknows (Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some European Mutt-Natural Born-American Writer)

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

T-able



“There are two kinds of light—the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures.”
- James Thurber

From one beam there are two kinds of products – the table that adorns, and the slivers that sore.”
- Arthur Unknows