"Closed on Sundays...see me tomorrow morning.  The early birds gets the worms words."
- Arthur Unknows

Feeding Darwin

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Context is a funny thing… this is a riddle out of context, however we must surmise that Ralphie is suggesting that you should be yourself and blaze your own.  Okay I get it – I feel sorry for the soul that takes this advice and gets eaten by the Darwin fish.”

- Arthur Unknows

Lied Forlay

“I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.”
- Stanley Baldwin

“Men will say anything to seek favor with a woman – yes ladies anything.”

- Arthur Unknows

Off Ended Remark

“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”
- William Shakespeare

“Will.I.Am Shakes Spear – would I offend with a caricature of that?”

- Arthur Unknows

PorP - Passed or Past

“But time growing old teaches all things.”
- Aeschylus

“Information is not all passed on, but past on.”

- Arthur Unknows

Webcrawling SuperHighway

“Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.”
- Mitchell Kapor

“Then you’re doing it wrong – seek advice.”

- Arthur Unknows

GO Victor Tango abbr

“The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency.”
- Bill Gates

“The second sentence describes one thing well; government at work.”

- Arthur Unknows

"Closed on Sundays...see me tomorrow morning.  The early birds gets the worms words."
- Arthur Unknows

Assembly Line of Morals

“Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.”
- Henry Ford

“Coming together is a courtship; keeping together is marriage; working together is family.”

- Arthur Unknows

Haute Twaute Shautes

“Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.”
- Bruce Lee

Definition of Modern Actress:

“Always be someone else, express someone else, have faith in someone else, go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.”

- Arthur Unknows

Bacon Gas

“I am building a fire, and everyday I train, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match.”
- Mia Hamm

“I am building flatulence, and every Mexican meal I eat, I add more fuel.  At just the right moment – BLUE FLAMES.”

- Arthur Unknows

Posterior Leadership

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”
- Plato

“Let’s make this a little more succinct – ‘You don’t vote; you will be governed by various posteriors.”

- Arthur Unknows

"Closed on Sundays...see me tomorrow morning.  The early birds gets the worms words."
- Arthur Unknows

EA Poe - Has 8 Lives Remaining

“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat."
- Edgar Allan Poe

“You just did.”

- Arthur Unknows

Hindsight

“An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
-  Mahatma Gandhi

“I am going into the eye patch business, right here, right now… dibs.”

- Arthur Unknows

Meaning De minimus

“He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.”
- Socrates

“It’s Greek to me.”

- Arthur Unknows

Shorthands...

“Music is the shorthand of emotion.”
- Leo Tolstoy

If that’s true…

“Then a Smile is the shorthand of Welcome.”

- Arthur Unknows

"Closed on Sundays...see me tomorrow morning.  The early birds gets the worms words."
- Arthur Unknows

Mete It

“A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.”
- Ayn Rand

“When the desire to achieve is obstructed by man, then the motivation to beat others is achieved and meted equivocally by said desire.”

- Arthur Unknows

Obey Thy Name Statement

“A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.”
- Honore de Balzac

“The person is real, however his name is raunchy.”

- Arthur Unknows

Dupe-plicity

“Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.”
- William James

“You know he could be addressed as: Bill Jim.  And ‘Bill Jim.’ is a short statement.”

- Arthur Unknows

Short Attent...

“Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected.”
- Steve Jobs

Like Today Generation:  “What’s a Yardstick?”

“A unit of measurement representing 3 feet in length and don’t give them an inch… for those born after 1990 - I will define an ‘inch’ next week.  Ah who am I kidding the attention span for Today’s Generation quit reading at the word ‘measurement’.”

- Arthur Unknows

Confucius Confuse Us

“Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
- Confucius

“You don’t know what you don’t know.  When you recognize that you don’t know something about a subject - you now miraculously have more knowledge?  I think the translation was incorrect and the translator needed to know their subject better or have ‘Real knowledge’.”

- Arthur Unknows

Counter-Quote Using Antonyms 1.0

“Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.”
- Joseph Campbell

Counter-Quote Using Antonyms

“Find Lose a place inside outside where there’s joy woe, and the joy woe will burn quench the pain pleasure.”

- Arthur Unknows